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Previously on
"Gemusetto Death Beat[s]"...

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Makasu makes adult friends
with a bully

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he indirectly killed
back in high school,

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and their musical robots
team up.

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Meanwhile, Dr. Legs takes them
to a ferry boat

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to navigate the converging
afterlives,

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find The Center of All Death,
and save the universe.

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But with a Hell so messy
with religions converging,

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can they even stay
on the right course?

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♪♪

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Due to unforeseen geography,

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all denominations
and sects of souls

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are to board this ferry
together

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as we sort out where you'll
spend the rest of eternity --

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Ughhh...Hey, I'm sorry, sir,

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my documentation says you've
already reached your afterlife?

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Yeah, nerd!
What about it?!

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Don't call the undead "nerds,"
Josie, even if he does have

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a fold-out table
holding historic

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Miniature of Steampunk
Civil War reenactments.

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They're not miniatures,
they're little toys! Nerd!

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Ferrying souls isn't
goof-goof nonsense business-

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Can you please stop
touching my tiny toys?

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Let 'em on, nerd.

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[ Coughs ]

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But, Tytti!"Butt Titty!
Butt Titty!"

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Choose a body part
to scream about,

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you dumb, bone freak nerd.

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Tiny Civil War toys are for
racists, you stupid nerd.

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Hahh!

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♪♪

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Oh, God, no!
God! All my tiny -- there --

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Makasu, my new pal!
Listen!

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What I was doing was
playful bullying!

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You went too far!Jefferson Davis!

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Calling someone racist in
these times is really intense.

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It's a very
loaded word.

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I'm always going too far,
here on these docks!

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Both of y'all!
Cool it!

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Your toxic masculinity
is going to ruin everything!

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Just like it ruined the
Civil War between the states!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪ Gemusetto, Gemusetto,
Gemusetto, Gemusetto ♪

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♪ Gemusetto, Gemusetto,
Gemusetto, Gemusetto ♪

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-♪ Gemusetto
-♪ Gemusetto!

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We're on thin ice
navigating these hells.

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I don't know why the Captain
let us on so easily,

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but we can't go around
bullying the dead, okay?

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Ack!
But, Dr. Legs!

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While we are here
on this magical

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journey to use friendship,

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and the power of our musical
magical blood frog rings,

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me and Josie are only
becoming BFF pals

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because we both enjoy
bullying people!

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Huhh!
Uh!

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No pants skeleton man.

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Heyeyeyeyeyeyeye!

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Heyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye!
Unh-unh.

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If we're gonna ride these rivers
to The Center of All Death,

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you're both gonna need
to learn common courtesy!

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Both: Common courtesy?!

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Thank you for being here
on my boat very much.

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These are my forearms.

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This is my boat,
and that's all I got.

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Thank you very much.

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I have problems
with boat captains.

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When I was 13 years old,
my middle school

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took us to go see the Senators,
but I snuck into the Navy.

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And I saw
all the boat people

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planning the second
Oklahoma City Bombing.

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Except I was wa--
it was gonna be underwater.

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A conspiracy.

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They spanked me hard
for sneaking up on them.

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Oh! Ah!
Ooh!

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I'm getting spanked.
Ahh!

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I've never trusted
Naval Officers, since, Captain.

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But unlike those rebels
from the South,

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I will not use prejudice.

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I will trust you.

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Ummmmmm...

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My name is
Tuonen Tytti.

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I'm from Finland.

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Titty, like the breast?Mmmmm.

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I'm gonna go
drive the boat now,

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so don't get sea sick
all over your [bleep]

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You don't have your sea legs,
you little [bleep]

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I'm pinching your tummy.

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Bye.

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Dr. Legs:
The Captain let us on too easy,

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but these rivers...

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these rivers are
the cosmic highways

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between all spiritual outcomes.

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The only path to take us to
All Death and save the universe.

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The whole thing stinks,

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and not just because
a chunk of these rivers

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are literally made
out of excrement.

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Like the Hindu Vaitarna,
which is full of blood and pus.

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And pretty, pretty
dolled-up crocodiles,

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all pretty for the night.

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I surely would subscribe to that
crocodile's makeup tutorial.

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How about you?I'm gonna get a sandwich.

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I could swear that deep within
the bowels of this craft,

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I could smell snacks.

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And sandwiches.

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Ahhh!

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Noooo!

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Tytti:
There's no snacks on my boat.

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The Captain
with her blurred forehead!

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I am she!

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Tuonen Tytti!

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For millennia,
I've been guiding souls

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across the River Tuoni
to Tuonela.

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Tuotally.
Ehhh.

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You can call me Tytti,
like the breast.

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I was right...

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Just like the breast.

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Get outta here,
dead kids.

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Ugh. I hate all these stupid,
dead kids around here.

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Go on, get outta here!
Shoo!

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The blurred part of my head
is my third breast,

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censored through the technology
of "mosaic."

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Mmmmm.

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Ahh, I gotta go get my mop
outta the dang closet,

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get these dead kids
outta here.

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Ahh.
I hate these dead kids!

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Her heaving forehead is
the symbol for my mother,

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held in her arms
as a trembling babe,

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suckling at
her real-life milk.

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I'm brought to the feeling
of childhood and the womb.

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Uh, ahh!
More stupid dead kids.

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Uh, I hate these guys.

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Makes my job
a livin' hell.

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She's so nice
face chest.

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Fwoom.

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Okay.

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You did it, Makasu.

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You sat next to someone without
pushing into their space.

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Or wiping my nose
on their arm! Good job.

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Like everybody around me is just
one big Kleenex for me to use.

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I'm proud of you.

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Ah.

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Everyone who hugs me...

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betrays me...

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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I-I-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

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I appreciate your support.
I --

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You don't like hugs?
No touching?

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Am I invading your --

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Am I invading
your personal space?

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Oh, Makasu!

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Makasu practices being polite.

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Hello,
how are you?

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Hello,
how are you?

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Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?

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Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?

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Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?

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Hello, how are you?
Hello. How are you?

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[ Laughs ] Hmm. Hmm.
That's nice.

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The truth was these polyps...Uh-huh.

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...were caused by
the tractor dust.Uh-huh.

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Because you know my sister,
she says...Uh-huh.

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Okay.She says, "You should
go live in the hole

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with all the other old people
by the tractor," she says.Uh-huh.

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And I knew this tractor hole.Uh-huh.

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Because a young man
I heard about...Uh-huh.

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...used to live by
the tractor hole.Uh-huh.

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And it was where all the people
from the bridge game would go.

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Okay.And that's the bridge game

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where we'd stab each other...Yeah?

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...and see who was
the best knife woman.

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Uh-huh.

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And I was the best knife woman
six and a half times.

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I get it!
Thank you for the story!

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Now ask her
how she died.

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Yeah, uh, was it the polyps,
or, uh...

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Bridge game...

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Bri-- was it --

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Bridge...
Bri...

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game......British...Invasion.

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Aw.

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Uh, I feel sick.

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Being polite to dead strangers
has been hard on you.

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There, there.
There, there.

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Oh, dang it.

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Dr. Legs, all the toffees
I stole from her purse

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and shoved up my nose.

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Guess I have to shove them
back up my nose.

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Hehe.
Snorfling out toffees?

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Aren't we all snorfling out
toffees together.

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I took them, too,
from that yappy old broad.

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Oh, wow!
Look, Dr. Legs,

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I've made
a snorfling toffee friend

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right here on the deck,
and it came so naturally.

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You've really made me
have charisma, now, a sweet boy!

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I have turned you
into a sweet boy.

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Oh, wow.
I'm a sugar baby.

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It's a pity
once they're dead

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you can't butcher them
all up again.

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Slice their tiny tendons
and make a good old

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quiche out of
her old lady meat.

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Nothing better than lady meat
in a fun pie.

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You get some quail eggs
to dilute

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those human ham slices and...

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I didn't always
cook people alive, you know.

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It sounds crazy, but once
I was too young

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to grip their throats
and cook a person.

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Uhhhhhhhhh...

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I had a lotta practice
growing up.

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You see, when I was just a kid,
I microwaved living crawfish.

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Got sort of a high from
their high-pitched squealing

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they made
in their death knells.

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[ High-pitched squealing ]

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I moved on to boiling ferrets
when I joined

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the Youth Illegal Pet
Enforcement League.

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Sure, I was supposed to hand
over the authorities

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illegal pets like ferrets,
penguins, sugar gliders.

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But I'd take them behind
my formaldehyde warehouse

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behind where they parked all
the school buses at night.

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And I would cook them
into iodine-drenched quiches.

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Ohh, boy.

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This guy makes me want
to shit myself and play dead.

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That's super [bleep] hot,
but I'm more scared of him!

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People --
People cry out so nice.

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It's my aggressive ASMR.
Their --

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Their howling melts
in my ears like --

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like crinkle collisions
of little ice cubes.

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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It was worth it.

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Really cool story -- uh!

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Ah!

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Oh, that guy's
losing his tiny toys!

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I can't hold on any longer!
Ahh!

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And then, the tiny toys
flew out of my hand.

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The tiny toys I spent 17 minutes
drying with my tiny rag.

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Nooo!

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Now these dead kids
get in the engine room?!

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Wait a minute. Were you
not driving the boat,

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Tytti like the chest?

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What in chest's name
is happening?!

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I'm gonna have to steer my boat,
now! Ohhh!

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Vaitarna River has diverted
from the convergence coil.

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What does it mean, Dr. --
Whoa!

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Oh, God, oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God.

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Aaah!

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Crap.

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Uhh...

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Ummm...

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Ahhh...

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Hmmm...

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Ahh...

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We're going 80 miles
per hour!

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I'm getting the [Snorts]
outta here. Bye.

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I don't know
what the [Snorts] that is.

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♪♪

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Next time,  on "Gemusetto Death Beat[s]"...

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a boat full
of suspicious characters,

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a strange captain,
a dead serial killer,

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and now crashing
in an icy underworld

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with a strange chimeric
God-sized beast?

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What will our heroes do to get
out of this frozen mess

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without getting brain freeze
like from ice cream?

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